more jokes.....:D
Thursday, June 24, 2004
more jokes... all this from emails.. :D
> > >1. Chinaman saw accident.
> > > He call police but dunno English,
> > > He said 1 car come, 1 car go,
> > > 1 car bo brake, 1 car bo stop
> > > 2 car ping, ping, piang, piang.
> > > Please call e or e or. Thank you.
> > >
> > > 2. America has cowboy and cowgirl,
> > > England has madcow,
> > > Hong Kong has Macau,
> > > Russia has Moscow,
> > > S'pore has 2 famous cows-
> > > 'Cow-peh and cow-bo'
> > >
> > > 3. When ur life is in darkness......
> > > Pray 2 God and ask Him 2 free u from darkness..... and
> > > If ur still in darkness...Pls rem.2 pay ur TNB bill.
> > >
> > > 4. Girlfriends r like appetizers, They taste better at anytime.
> > > Mistresses r like BBQ, Hot and Spicy Can be eaten everyday,
> > > Wives r like tins of sardines, Only 2 be opened when there
> > is nothing else 2 be eaten.
> > >
> > > 5. Before marriage, she expects a man;
> > > After marriage she suspects him and
> > > After death she respects him.
> > >
> > > 6. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
> > > You can be sure of one thing;
> > > Either the car is new or the wife.
> > >
> > > 7. There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much
> > that he would go thru hell for her.
> > > They got married-and now he is going thru hell.
> > >
> > > 8. A man inserted an advertisement In d classifieds "Wife Wanted".
> > Next day, he received hundreds of letters.
> > > They all said the same thing." You can have mine!"
> > >
> > > 9."Wat's the matter? U looked depressed."
> > > "I'm having trouble with my wife."
> > > "What happened?"
> > > "She said she wasn't going to speak to me for 30 days."
> > > "But that ought to make you happy"
> > > "It did. Today is my last day"
> > >
> > > 10. A girl at 15 is a sur-prise
> > > At, 25 she's the Right PRIZE.
> > > At 35, a GRAND PRIZE
> > > At 45, a CONSOLATION PRIZE
> > > At 55, she's a DOOR PRIZE
> > > AND At 65, a GIVEAWAY!
> > >
> > > 11. Feeling bored? Think of me, sad? Call me, lonely? See me,
> > sleepy? Dream of me, Hungry eat....................Maggie Mee.
> > >
> > > 12. Last nite, I wanted u. needed u so badly that it hurt. I
> > wanted 2 taste u.
> > > I wanted u in me so u could work ur powers on me. But I
> > couldn't find u .........Stupid Panadol!
> > >
> > > 13. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask......Why, why
> > him Of All people?
> > > Ans: Why? Would it rather have been u?
> > >
> > > 14. When u see someone with evidently short hair: Hey, have u had
> > a hair cut?
> > > Ans: No, it's Autumn and I'm shedding
> > >
> > > 15. An angry china man entered a shop and shouted: Where's my free
> > gift with this cooking oil?
> > > Shopkeeper: What free gift??
> > > China man: Oi, here got put "Cholesterol FREE!"
> > >
> > > 16. If u need ADVICE, MSG ME,
> > > If u need DARLING, CALL ME,
> > > If u need HELP, E-MAIL ME,
> > > IF U NEED MONEY, Nombor yang anda dail, tiada dalam
> > perkhidmatan kami, T.Kasih.
> > >
> > > 17. Sending u a musical x'mas SMS......
> > > Loading.........20%..............90%..............Done
> > > No sound??? Ooops! It must be playing "Silent Night"
> > >1. Chinaman saw accident.
> > > He call police but dunno English,
> > > He said 1 car come, 1 car go,
> > > 1 car bo brake, 1 car bo stop
> > > 2 car ping, ping, piang, piang.
> > > Please call e or e or. Thank you.
> > >
> > > 2. America has cowboy and cowgirl,
> > > England has madcow,
> > > Hong Kong has Macau,
> > > Russia has Moscow,
> > > S'pore has 2 famous cows-
> > > 'Cow-peh and cow-bo'
> > >
> > > 3. When ur life is in darkness......
> > > Pray 2 God and ask Him 2 free u from darkness..... and
> > > If ur still in darkness...Pls rem.2 pay ur TNB bill.
> > >
> > > 4. Girlfriends r like appetizers, They taste better at anytime.
> > > Mistresses r like BBQ, Hot and Spicy Can be eaten everyday,
> > > Wives r like tins of sardines, Only 2 be opened when there
> > is nothing else 2 be eaten.
> > >
> > > 5. Before marriage, she expects a man;
> > > After marriage she suspects him and
> > > After death she respects him.
> > >
> > > 6. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
> > > You can be sure of one thing;
> > > Either the car is new or the wife.
> > >
> > > 7. There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much
> > that he would go thru hell for her.
> > > They got married-and now he is going thru hell.
> > >
> > > 8. A man inserted an advertisement In d classifieds "Wife Wanted".
> > Next day, he received hundreds of letters.
> > > They all said the same thing." You can have mine!"
> > >
> > > 9."Wat's the matter? U looked depressed."
> > > "I'm having trouble with my wife."
> > > "What happened?"
> > > "She said she wasn't going to speak to me for 30 days."
> > > "But that ought to make you happy"
> > > "It did. Today is my last day"
> > >
> > > 10. A girl at 15 is a sur-prise
> > > At, 25 she's the Right PRIZE.
> > > At 35, a GRAND PRIZE
> > > At 45, a CONSOLATION PRIZE
> > > At 55, she's a DOOR PRIZE
> > > AND At 65, a GIVEAWAY!
> > >
> > > 11. Feeling bored? Think of me, sad? Call me, lonely? See me,
> > sleepy? Dream of me, Hungry eat....................Maggie Mee.
> > >
> > > 12. Last nite, I wanted u. needed u so badly that it hurt. I
> > wanted 2 taste u.
> > > I wanted u in me so u could work ur powers on me. But I
> > couldn't find u .........Stupid Panadol!
> > >
> > > 13. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask......Why, why
> > him Of All people?
> > > Ans: Why? Would it rather have been u?
> > >
> > > 14. When u see someone with evidently short hair: Hey, have u had
> > a hair cut?
> > > Ans: No, it's Autumn and I'm shedding
> > >
> > > 15. An angry china man entered a shop and shouted: Where's my free
> > gift with this cooking oil?
> > > Shopkeeper: What free gift??
> > > China man: Oi, here got put "Cholesterol FREE!"
> > >
> > > 16. If u need ADVICE, MSG ME,
> > > If u need DARLING, CALL ME,
> > > If u need HELP, E-MAIL ME,
> > > IF U NEED MONEY, Nombor yang anda dail, tiada dalam
> > perkhidmatan kami, T.Kasih.
> > >
> > > 17. Sending u a musical x'mas SMS......
> > > Loading.........20%..............90%..............Done
> > > No sound??? Ooops! It must be playing "Silent Night"
