Tickle Elmo from Sesame Street
Thursday, June 10, 2004
received this in email... i have to actually read the story twice to get the punchline... hilarious..!!
>There is a factory in America which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The
>toy laughs when you tickle it under the arm.
>
>A new employee is hired at 0800. The next day at 0845 there is a knock
>at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman from the assembly line
>throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He
>complains that she is incredibly slow and The whole line
is
>backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule. The
>Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself so the 2 men
>march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so
>backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor
and
>they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the lin e stands the
>new employee surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's.
>
>She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The
>2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it
>around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package
>between Elmo's legs. The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After
>several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches
>the woman. "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight
>face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you
>yesterday". "Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles".
kekekekekekekeke.... :D
>There is a factory in America which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The
>toy laughs when you tickle it under the arm.
>
>A new employee is hired at 0800. The next day at 0845 there is a knock
>at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman from the assembly line
>throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He
>complains that she is incredibly slow and The whole line
is
>backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule. The
>Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself so the 2 men
>march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so
>backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor
and
>they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the lin e stands the
>new employee surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's.
>
>She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The
>2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it
>around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package
>between Elmo's legs. The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After
>several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches
>the woman. "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight
>face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you
>yesterday". "Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles".
kekekekekekekeke.... :D
